I buy a lot of software. \u00a0A LOT OF SOFTWARE. \u00a0The following is my tongue-in-cheek assessment of App Store software\u00a0descriptions.<\/p>\n
We have a graphic artist. \u00a0We think her work is awesome. \u00a0Lots of companies have awesome graphic artists. \u00a0Many times they are pretty much as awesome.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Feature Rich<\/h2>\n
Our app is really complex. \u00a0We put a whole bunch of stuff into it. \u00a0Unfortunately\u00a0the Pareto principle (80\/20 Rule)<\/a>\u00a0likely applies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Minimalist<\/strong><\/p>\n
Our app is really sparse. \u00a0We <3 Getting Real<\/a>. \u00a0This may or may not be good for you depending on what we consider essential.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Our most awesome version to date<\/strong><\/p>\n
Our last version had bugs \/ was less than awesome.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Frequent Updates<\/strong><\/p>\n
See “Our most awesome version to date”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Winner of the Blah Blah Blah Award<\/h2>\n
If it’s not an Oscar or a Grammy… well ok, if it’s not an Oscar be suspicious.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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